December 2010
1 post
October 2010
1 post
My Obituary
Me: I swear if I die prematurely, Crazy Sales Lady N will be the reason. My obituary will read "Death by N"
Coworker 1: "... she is survived by her friends in the research department..."
Me: "...but not for long!"
Coworker 2: I wonder if N would even come to your funeral.
Me: To dance on my grave, yes.
September 2010
2 posts
Theoretical Cannibalism
Me: I want to wrap you up in a pancake and eat you with maple syrup. Not literally, because that would be cannibalistic. But in theory I would like to wrap you up in a pancake and eat you.
Amr: That's fine, just be gentle when you poop me out... in theory.
“I think we can’t go around measuring our goodness by what we don’t...”
– Chocolat
August 2010
4 posts
“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find...”
Enough
If someone knocked on your door peddling a religion called Scientology that believes alien dictator Xenu brought billions of his people to earth then stacked them around volcanoes only to blow them up, you’d think they were nuts. But an invisible, all-knowing and all-powerful being impregnating a virgin or a man living in a fish makes so much more sense to us? If all my life I believed that...
“Don’t cry over me. I’m not Argentina.” — @amradelamin”
