My Obituary

Me:

I swear if I die prematurely, Crazy Sales Lady N will be the reason. My obituary will read "Death by N"

Coworker 1:

"... she is survived by her friends in the research department..."

Me:

"...but not for long!"

Coworker 2:

I wonder if N would even come to your funeral.

Me:

To dance on my grave, yes.